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7 Incredibly Inappropriate Christmas Songs

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It's easy to sing along with Christmas songs during the holiday season...but do you actually pay attention to the lyrics? We compiled a list of 7 Incredibly Inappropriate Christmas Songs with their most ridiculous lines so you could see just how crazy some of them are!

 

1. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

 

 

"Now were all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' football
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle."

 

Grandpa, you could pretend you're in mourning at least a little bit. Shame, shame.

 

 

2. Christmas Tree on Fire

 

 

"...flames are gettin' higher and I'm trying to put it out

Beating it out with a tube sock and a cushion off the couch..." 

 

You know...water generally helps with putting out fires, and how does this woman not own a fire extinguisher??

 

 

3. Merry Christmas from the Family

 

 

The song begins with, "Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk..." this can't be good!

 

 

4. The Christmas Song

 

 

"Santa won't be coming 
By my house this year
'Cause I tried to drown my sister
And I pierced my ear"


This song has NAUGHTY written all over it!

 

 

5. D*ck in a Box

 

 

Do we really need to explain??

 

 

6. Baby It's Cold Outside

 

 

"The neighbors might think
(Baby, it's bad out there)
Say, what's in this drink?
(No cabs to be had out there)"


This song was written to be romantic, but you definitely get some bad vibes if you pay attention to the lyrics.
 

 

 

7. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

 

"Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!"

 

A child witnesses his mother cheating with Santa Claus. (We know his Dad is dressed up as Santa, but the little boy doesn't!)

 

 

 

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