The Most Hilarious Celebrity Parenting Posts EVER
Oh the joys of parenting... it never goes as planned (even for celebrities), so sometimes you just have to laugh it off. That's exactly what these celebrity parents do! And even better, they share their parenting fails on social media for everyone to laugh with them. Take a look at these celebrity parents and their most hilarious parenting posts EVER!
The numbers aren't in yet-but we're expecting jack's IQ to be 140+ considering the space boat he built pic.twitter.com/gXdhTJw78L
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) August 9, 2015
You know how when your child goes into your bathroom and gets quiet? And things seem okay? Then your eyeliner is gone pic.twitter.com/r1wzRGFFL7
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) June 14, 2015
245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy's. #ThanksgivingThrowdown
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) November 28, 2014
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) April 18, 2019
Thanks to the nice lady who offered to buy me a drink at lunch today after I carried my naked, poo covered, screaming baby up the stairs and back to my table. It was a rookie mistake leaving the diaper bag at the table and only taking a diaper and 2 wipes. Never again. 🍷👦🏼
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) March 31, 2019
My own kid just called me “Carefree Underwear.” This is basically elementary school all over again.
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) March 31, 2019
It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish...
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) April 30, 2016
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) March 19, 2018
I know I've got a blockhead...I never knew I'd have an actual blockhead for a child lol. pic.twitter.com/8RyuZZUX1h
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) October 9, 2015
Those are swim shorts. Put him in the pool and that's perfectly acceptable behavior. I'm proud of both of you. https://t.co/XU5uBaRDKh
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 4, 2015
My baby's sleep number is he don't.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) October 20, 2012
john just woke up from a nap and asked me what I've been doing so i was like uh taking care of the baby duh
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
Fell asleep with my breast pump on and I think I'm in a different dimension now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 15, 2016
just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 7, 2016
i dunno i can't find her https://t.co/fEj8rFHEMI
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2016
My kids don’t believe it when I tell them how in my day, you could get an avocado toast for just $7.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 9, 2018
My son asked if I’d take him to see Sherlock Gnomes and I told him, “Gnome thanks.” I’ve been waiting for a high-five for three days now.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 2, 2018
Played softball with my son last night. He says I “throw like a Conan.”
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) June 8, 2013
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 4, 2011
A guy cut me off in traffic, and I called him a stupid f***. My kids asked what that meant, and I told them it means he can’t f***ing drive.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 7, 2011
It's always grounding to get the friendly reminder from your 3yr old that "mom, one day...You're gonna turn SIXTY."
— Kristen Bell (@KristenBell) January 15, 2017
My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing & cleaned* them up.
— Kristen Bell (@KristenBell) July 2, 2014
I really miss my boobs. God bless breastfeeing. #HouseOfLies
— Kristen Bell (@KristenBell) April 25, 2016
Neil Patrick Harris
As a tired parent, I’m legitimately stoked that the Barbie Dream Camper took no time to assemble. I’ve spent the last two hours appreciating that fact as I apply the 30+ stickers onto its various surfaces. #Christmas2018
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) December 25, 2018
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) December 25, 2012
Anyone else suck at parenting today? 😬
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) September 7, 2016
Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 24, 2014
I would like it to be on record that Jameson’s first curse word was BOMB ASS CHICKEN
— P!nk (@Pink) September 21, 2018
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
Totally caved and tossed my daughter the keys to the car. She looked really happy as they bounced off her tiny infant face.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 12, 2016
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
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